Heavenly Humour

Greetings bumholes.

I'm sure some, if not most, if not all of you, may have questioned God... why does he do this, or that, or not answered my prayers. All your questions have been very beautifully and aptly answered by a philosopher who's also a psychologist, but unfortunately, being a Malaysian, hasn't been given much attention. I urge you to click on the following link below. The great philosopher is of course, none other than Mr. Gabby. Ooh I think I should post my little Gabby poem here too. But before that, click on the following link ye worthless mortals:

http://gabby-love-sad-story.blogspot.com/2009/10/prayer-of-hopewish.html


Excellent post, really.

Aaaah I intended to lodge an official complaint about the chief invigilator for the A-Levels exams, but today, we had a nice chat with her, so that animosity happens to have dissipated. Actually she didn't do anything overly wrong. I just think what she did was unncessary, and well, I wold have liked here to face some official kacauance :)

Shit happens, shit happens. Had another nice dinner with Ze Wen today :) And a very very nice and interesting conversation with Sue Vern. She's having her official interview for entrance into Cambridge University tomorrow, so lets hope she does well :)

I wish I was much much better in my studies, and also Counter Strike....

Ah I don't think I should post the Gabby poem here lol.

Ok thats all lah this time.

Omg i forgot!

HAPPY DEEPAVALI !!!!

:D :D :D

Uhh... thats about it I guess.

Its really weird how you can feel one way one minute and change the next. Really weird.

Liszt's Totentanz. Go youtube it.

"Hope is the enduring belief in the attainability of fervent wishes, in spite of the dark urges and rages which mark the beginning of existence."

It's something I came across in the library yesterday. Thought I should share it.

I'm actually here for lunch. But 20 minutes early. So I'm waiting for them so start business. Yu Yee :)

I've been here since January and I've gone out with a number of friends for dinner etc. but never before with a classmate of mine who stays so bloody close to me - Ze Wen. So we finally went for dinner yesterday with Teck Hing, another very nice classmate. On Tuesday I was talking with Ze Wen for almost two hours. This is rare lol but then again, he's the closest I can find to Justin in some respects lol.

Yee Koon's birthday was on Tuesday!!!! A very very happy birthday we shall wish her. This girl.... a monument. The library in KDU should probably be named after her. "Welcome to the Yi Koon Library...." Sounds nice eh. Perhaps there should be a statue of her erected in there too..... in the pose of that girl on Teck Hing's shirt. Oh she's a grade 8 pianist too.

I think I shall update next on friday or saturday. Shum's and Nick's birthday posts! Good lord. Ages old. Anyway I spent some time cleaning my room today. I thought of doing that only after the AS but couldn't bear with the mess anymore. Got a rubish bag full of throwables. I know that word probably doesn't exist.

I called Alex finanlly. Oh apparently fusspot is not him. So fusspot, who might you be? Who the heck calls me what he did besides him??? Ok. Now I can think of people that can be regarded as fusspots but they don't call me that either. Hoi... who are you lah? I mean to call me that... must be someone pretty familiar right... so who are you?????

Ok. Yu Yee should be open now.

Update

I couldn't let something so pathetic be the first thing you see when you get here so here goes.


Today was a horribly dry day. I got tired of the music that I had and was pretty much dying from a lack of sound and music. Anyway there's this girl working at the Atria with straight hair flowing down to her ass. OMG. At night, she could make herself look scarier than a bloody pontianak for God's sake! Just why on earth would anyone want such long hair??? Beats me.

I don't know what to eat for dinner now.... maggi goreng? Nasi goreng? Meehoon goreng? Maybe a few gulps of water should suffice instead. Lets see whats interesting.... Oh yes. Had good conversation. And somehow its seemed to be so precisely timed to come in at this juncture in my life haha. Do any of you brush your tongues?

The security guy today asked me where I'm from. Why the heck does he care? He gonna give me money if I'm from is backyard? Waste of both our time and energy. But perhaps he was feeling killingly bored...so I suppose its ok lol.

Some people said God made animals for us to eat, so we should eat them. But did God make animals for us to treat them so brutally and cruelly with no empathy and sympathy? I think not.
Somehow most people seemed to be entrapped in a dimension of understanding bordered by their religious texts. This reminds me, at Amelya's place I had a longing for Sue Vern to be there lol But she had church camp. Sue Sue Sue lol I meant to mention it in yesterday's post but I forgot. Don's a little slighted that he's not in my list of people I earnestly wish to debate with. Ah well lol

The absolute dumbness of Sarah Palin. And the further atrocity and audacity of the Republicans of actually choosing her as nominee for VP! Un-fuckin-believable.

I wonder why is it that I tend to not do what I'm supposed to be doing.....like studying.

Ahh now I remember that my dad wanted me to learn the violin and bagpipes as a kid lol He bought me a violin and very nearly bought me a bagpipe. Now here's the really weird thing. Who the heck actually goes to a violin shop with their kid, and picks out a violin, and buys it, and then doesn't send their kid for classes.......?? Well, apparently my dad. Sigh I wished I played the violin. One person I really really wish played the violin but unfortunately doesn't is Justin. But well, man proposes, God disposes. Which reminds me. I came across a Buddhist prayer for animals. I shall not post that video now. It would more befitting perhaps if I dedicated a post to animal cruelty and had the video to go with it.

And, omg, I think that among the stupidest people in the world are anglers. Stupid, stupid, stupid people. "Resuscitate the fish..." You gotta have a Ph.D in being a moron from Oxford to come up with that line.... surprisingly, it seems that Oxford does offer such a course, and people do qualify.... pretty impressive...

YI KOON FINALLY GOT MSN!!!!!! Ahh Good Lord!!!! After AS she has to be taken to a cyber cafe.... even if it means kidnapping her in public and 'releasing' her within the premises of a cyber cafe. Blogger doesn't recognize 'cyber'....

Please forgive the cliche and allow me to ask the age old question :

Do Scotsmen wear underwear beneath their kilts?

I wonder lol.

Yugoslavian folk tales..... miss those.... had a nice big book. Don't know where that is... haven't seen it in years. I shall drop by Keshav's blog after this. Shall...

Here's a ticklish vid lol

So...Scots reach puberty at 14??? Weird. But then again even their accent is weird lol but beautiful haha. An unusual amout of Scotland today eh.

A Little Ponderence If You Will...

Two friends are being chased by a lion. They both run hard but the lion is gaining on them. One of them decides to sacrifice his life to save his friend and stops running. The lion reaches strikes him, kills him and eats him. The other friend escapes alive.







Some of you may say it's an intrepid, admirable, highly distinguished, historic, rare, noble, valiant, act of courage, love, friendship, self sacrifice, selflessness, and what not, for him to have intentionally given up his life to save his friend's life. Well, maybe so.

I think its stupid. In the name of self preservation, RUN!!! You're not getting any medal for dying; and even if they give you one, you're dead.

Tsk tsk tsk

I just returned from Amelya's Hari Raya Open house. Amelya's a classmate of mine. Really nice. Bloody hell there was a LOT of nasi himpit and really good tasting sauce to go with it and there was cucumber and onions :D Oh Amelya's house is really nice. Bloody hell my A-level bunch of friends are awesome lol We were jumping and taking photographs and Ganesh, another classmate wanted to take one of himself which instantly reminded of Keshav. And I think it was from that point onwards that melancholy slowly seeped into me and by the time we were leaving my body was there but heart elsewhere. But don't get me wrong. The Raya open house was awesome. And there was cake to - CHOCOLATE INDULGENCE. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee.... lol You have no idea haha.


I think I'm getting depressed now hahahahaha. Completing and revising the Moral Education essay; the Raya open house; Keshav; The afternoon with Brandon Matthew and Melodie;
I walked from The Curve to 1Utama to get a taxi. I didn't fancy waiting for a taxi so I just transported myself by foot to somewhere I was pretty sure I could get a cab. That was an interesting walk... memories, memories, memories. So intense. I remember thinking that in missing my some of my friends, do I actually miss them or do I just miss doing what I did with them. I realized that its a combination of both but with some of course, its the person itself.

You know people talk about how everyone is equal and how we should not discriminate but look at everyone as equals.... do you do that? I really think not. I myself find it challenging, though I try hard and very hard sometimes.

Ok. Enough shit now. Its 10:20 and I should get going.

Lexus

I saw an elegant looking car today. Large, very nicely shaped, very big. It was a Lexus. Daaammnn.... Such a look should stick only to Mercedes.

I thought math was at 12 today but when I arrived no one was there. Upon textinc Pikky, I learnt that math was at 9. FUCK. Ms.Greenall my math teacher saw me from far and not too far and made an odd gesture. That was before I realized I had missed math by three hours! Pikky tried to convince me that math was changed to 9 for quite some time already.... I started remembering only on my way back home.

I'm currently tricking Seong Peng into believing that I'm his secret admirer from the same college he goes to hahaha his contact list got fucked up and he doesn't know its me lol Shum's made this amazing boombox. 4 speakers and a MAS toiletry bag. This fella amazes me. Oh yes, remind me to ask you how did you learn that that is the amplifier. I'll probably forget if I don't write it here.

I wish I hadn't said some things about some people. Damn I regret it. If 50% of someone is dark and 50% bright, I rather accept the person for the 50% of goodness in them. And whoever it is I'm reffering is nowhere near 50% dark. Aaah. Sad lah. Why do I keep making mistakes, going against ideas and principles that I look up to.

Meeting Brandon for lunch. Then its off to Amelya's house for a Raya gathering. And she confirmed that she has NASI HIMPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you haven't tried it, you simply gotta.
Nasi himpit with satay sauce, and onions. And cucumber.

And this reminds me.... I haven't tried Joshua's cream of broccoli soup. I shall.
Ok off now.

Don't bother reading this post. Its total crappy rambling. Really If I were you I wouldnt. So go away. Go you idiot. And feel offended. I'd like that.

Ahh I came up with that title after finishing the entire post and realized its just crappy rambling. Which means I'm writing this after writing the title of the post. If you're reading this....well it could mean a lot of things. One possibility being that you have a secret, overpowering infatuation over me and you're finding it harder to suppress your ever growing desire to suck me dry.
But of course thats just a possibility among many others.

I just got back from 1U. Yes I know exams are near and I'm no genius, and I first said no, but then thought wth.... its not like I can do much in 3 hours neway. Or maybe I can. I dunno. Whatever. I dunno what to write really. Didn't plan to blog. Was gonna go straight home but this jackass taxi driver took a longer route. So I passed the cc before reaching home, and thus decided to get off here. Save money. The meter starts at 3 bucks and keeps ticking at an unbelievable speed. Neway my phone is phucked. Well I was gonna meet Shum and was waiting for a cab when nature drenched me in her tears. It rained HEAVILY so much so that I went home and changed. Neway I was texting in the rain and now my phone is really bad. When texting i cant delete previously typed alphabets, when i press 't' i get 'ulc' when i press 8 for a number I get an extra two. So basically, no more smses for the time being. I fiiinally bought the box in which to send the shirt and keychain to u. And bookmark.

So so sooooo........ what is there

Shum has amazing corruption powers....... like a computer virus........ REALLY

hmmm what else what else. Oh yes. But it probably wouldn't be appropriate for me to write it here now and so I shant.

I used to say I'll get facebook in about a year's time or so. But now I don't think I'm ever gonna get facebook and I'm not allowing anyone to talk me into it. Twitter is fine. Its good actually. Very good. Don't ask me why..... my precious perspective is too precious to freely share. I mean why should I right.

Neway Mior asked me to blog in more detail about how I felt when I heard I might be having H1N1.... about that fear of approaching probable death..... I don't see whats so funny about it but he finds it hilarious when I told him on the phone lol. Yeah i guess it is.... sin sin sin then when you'r gonna die u get scared.... just what if heaven and hell existed..... or if you believe in reincarnation.....what is your next life gonna be like........

I guess friendship is the most important thing to me in life after God. Actually I feel very sad right now.... I feel I've treated some people rather unfairly. Maybe one in particular. But the same was done to me. I dont know what I want or what I'm saying. No actually I didn't treath them unfairly. Things just happened in such a way, and I wish things wouldnt have happend in that way.

Ahh I shall talk about it with Matthew this evening... meeting him for dinner. This fellah Mr. Matthew Ong.......... I haven't said enough about him. He's very mature and has good content in his mind with good perspective but sometimes a grammatical slip does annoy me hahaha. In debates sometimes he totally saves our case... he says things when he's speaking that we didn't think of saying earlier, and it makes so much sense and lends so much weight to our side of the case lol Anyway I was really fucked up once or else felt really bad and was headed home when he noticed something not right about me. He was with his girlfriend and he actually told her he'd meet up with her later and dragged me away and dug it out of me. Not the norm for me to talk such things out but I felt much better after that lol. This guy.... he's very very good with people.... very understanding. I'll probably never forget what he did. Matthew Ong KC xDDD
Best debating partner you could ask for. Well at least me. Here are the people I wanna debate with in particular, besides Matthew, and in no particular order :

Sue Vern
Julius
Margeret
Lynette

one or two more I can't remember. But like I said I above all want to debate with this fella........ a bulging desire after each debate I feel..... but I don't see that happening all too soon sadly.

What else is there to say........

Consistent studying is much better.....well of course....... I wanna fuck __________ :)

Now, lemme see, this would be weird coz my sister apparently reads my blog. Well, be rest assured that I do not indulge in free pre-marital intercourse.

Really really wish my sis was around. I just realized like just right now that there's only one other person I can talk to like how I can talk with me's sister lol

Aiyo.... just came back from 1U and now emosih??? Weird me. I plan to close down this blog. But not so soon, thought I intended to from last year. Still a few more posts to be fit into this one and it will go.

I chatted up with Kayshanteny from Form 6 recently.... really nice girl from whom I learned significantly a lot..... I wish more girls could be like her - not fake. Just be yourselves and less self conscious.

College tomorrow. Wish me luck. Worst year of my life. FU.

Oh I really like that poem by TTN, One Ting. Its really nice, its just that u know.... I'm not good at poems and so I quite dislike poems in general, so when I have to take time to understand it, its probably a good poem but too hard for me to 'interpret' and so i just float away. But it certainly sounds nice and I like the interaction between the three voices, if I can call them that ;)
Get well soon dear friend. Remember sitting in bio tuition lol. Oh I've got Impact with me now lol peach flavour xD Hey gimme a call sometime 010 2926749. But my phone is kinda screwed so I might use another phone or number but do try do try.... would love to catch up and meet up some day. Lol.... I'm talking to you through a blog..... Aahhh and that hot chocolate Starbucks lol

So Justin, let yourself know that TTN is the author of d poem. TTN.... aahh very nice and mysterious guy. My dad really liked him the one time they met each other lol. And his vocabulary is really really broad. I learnt the word 'perambulate', 'munificent', and 'alacrity' among others from him. Oh and a sesquipedalian I can't remember how to spell. Wait let me look it up. Floccinauccinihilipilification :) Ahh and we used to disscuss different methods of torture back in form 4 lon in Pn.Rosmawati's physics class lol. I don't quite like her very much. Lets hope her tudung and anak tudung were so thick that she couldn't hear me when I asked questions. Wouldnt wanna see her fry in hell now would we.....

You're stupid.
Maybe not. Maybe.

If you don't like classical music and appreciate it you probably are anyway. Haha only one idiot knows what I'm talking about hahahahaha.
Listening to Liszt now. Variations on a motive by Bach.

I love you.

God bless.