Math and Science in BM

Dearest morons and geniuses,

Please go to Tun Mahathir's blog and VOTE if you want math and science to be taught in English. 

Here's the link. Click dammit. And Vote!

http://chedet.co.cc/chedetblog/

Courtesy of Justin LJT

Thank you Justin.

My humble perspective on this whole storm : It would be better for students to be taught math and science in English.

BUT

The percentage of teachers who actually can teach in English, is terrifying. So, the reality is that students get taught in Bahasa rojak and broken, no, badly fractured and splintered English, and in Malay too.

So you decide.

Yours patriotically, but not thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat patriotically,

-Chulan

Three(3) regrets :

1. Not putting in adequate effort in my academic pursuit when I had the chance to, especially in math, in
Form 6
2. Going to KDU instead of HELP
3. Not saving money when I so very really could.




The opposite of regret, whatever it is :

1. Reading my Baba books

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Appreciate doubt. Doubt disallows certainty. This little nebulous space made possible by the presence of uncertainty is what every human mind needs to attempt to reach further into the infinite of the infinite. Certainty on the other hand curtails. It is a full stop. When you arrive at a certain point which is the truth, there lies nothing beyond. It is the presence of uncertainty that enables the human psyche to assume its form and function. When certainty is reached, there is no ego. When there is no certainty there is ego. When there is no ego there is truth. When there is ego there is illusion.
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Partial truths make one happy.
The whole truth hurts.
Realize the ultimate truth and neither of the above matter.

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Yours indifferently,
-Chulan

Zorifying

I have no idea what to blog about, so I thought i'll drop a vid or two by for you :)
If theres something you want me to blog about, please tell me,coz my mind gets quite blank whenever I intend to update. Thank you.

DONT BE LAZY !

Lazininess is a crime.

You miss out so much coz of laziness.

I know I did...especially academically.

So,

don't be like me.

Don't be lazy.

So,

DONT BE LAZY AND WATCH THE VIDEO:



'Raise' is an anagram of 'arse'.... bloody hell... only the British can see that!

The Malaysian Dream

Hi. I had to go, but I thought otherwise, after I saw a certain picture on Yahoo.

This is not the picture on Yahoo. But it reminded me of this fish you see in the pic above. The great ikan Tapah. I used to be pretty crazy about fishing some years ago, and well, this was one fish I dreamed of fishing, and you get it here in Malaysia! People travel to the Amazon to fish Arapaima, to the Mekong for its giant catfish, but not many seem to have heard of the ikan Tapah we have here. Apparently there is a skeleton of the Tapah that equals the size of bus. Apparently thats how Tapah got its name - from the immense catch. Though I am against fishing, I cannot deny the controlled desire to land a Tapah....

This fish lives in rivers where the water is particularly black and murky, rivers in which u get crocodiles. Sungai Pahang is a hotspot for this fish. You get it in Johor too if I'm not mistaken and in Borneo too. Orang asli that want a big Tapah use a live monkey as bait, and a thick rope which is tied to the stump of a big tree. A live chicken can also be used. But for those not really going for the giant ones, live catfish fished from the river itself is good bait.

I would love to fish this fish. 50lb line would be ok but 70lb lah... just to be safe, 120lb leader, all Berkly of course, a Penn International rod and reel..... The ugly stick I would say is good enough, especially if you'r in for the fight, but then again, an ugly stick aint Penn International baby.... But I wouldn't mind an Abu reel either... Abu Garcia, but actually, for a mission like this Penn is still best. Actually, not many people would use Penn Int. for river fishing, but then again I'm just me. Mad. The Russian and German approach are usually better. Some geniuses would suggest the Cobra for river fishing, but pleeaase lah.... I know its very popular for river and sea fishing, but did you look at the size of that thing? Well, actually the cobra is very good, very versatile...it can do a fish half that size or even more, but that size like in the pic above......I wouldn't wanna risk it. Another thing bothers me. Why is Diawa so popular in Malaysia???? Please.... its a bullshit brand that works ok. Ditch Diawa. Its like......those huge sedans by Toyota and Lexus..... well, ok, good....whatever... but please lah, when you have things like the Maybach, Mercedes and BMW out there, why the fuck would u wanna make some bullshit luxury car with a bullshit name and a bullshit brand and call it luxury???? Call it 'we suck' luxury and I'm with you. Lexus. What a fucked up name. Lexus. Well its not too bad a name, but its like the very last name on some poor guys list of good car brand names. Lexus.... Toyota... nice lah nice lah.... but then again............ ahahahahaha Sry got carried away. As you can see, I am quite an asshole. Very condescending an asshole. Well, sometimes, u know, I really can't help it. I know I'm not all that great, but that by no way means that Lexus is better than Mercedes... u get the parallel dont u.... Some facts remain facts independent of other facts. Now, my sis is here and I still have the 12ft rod she bought me the last time she came. I so do hope Geog my nephew would wanna use it, so I can watch some fishing being done, while condemning the act in its entirety xDDD I told my sister and she called me a hypocrite hahaha. Well, at least i'm honest and i'm not doing any killing right hahahahahaha And I hope we get the good luck of catching a stingray. Among all fishes, the stingray gives one of the best fights. Why am I posting this anyway?

I dont know.

Cya now.

Anyway, watch this video. Ikan Tapah tarik sampan!

NO MORE 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what? Well you probably knew it already, but, no more 3D in IMAX!!!!!! Now, I gotta go to Scotland. Haiz. If I only had the cash to go there by 1st class haha And by MAS too...

Anyway, this post shall be about that awesome evening Mior :D

Not tooo long ago I had a lovely outing with mIoR :D :D He had come to KL for a holiday with his family, and we were gonna go watch somethin in IMAX. Initially I was supposed to meet him in KL Sentral from where we would then take a monorail to times square. But I knew that he would be coming from Karim's place to the Bangsar LRT station....so.......... hehe Since it was on the way, I got off at Bangsar, and waited for so bloody fucking long for Newton to arrive. Finally he did lah, and the surprise was worth the wait. And I met his younger brother too. Hanaf. Reminded me somehow of Cikgu Hanif. I mean the name did Mior. Not demeanour in any way whatsoever. Ah well, IMAX was disappointing coz there was no 3D but bloody hell, it was huge. Watched terminator. Its a DUMB Dumb dumb movie. It makes no sense. A bloody radio plays so bloody far away from Skynet's base and wooow some freaky robot detects it and pays the source a visit. But u got a bunch of people running loose in your own base, and guess what? Nothing happens. Everyone escapes safely. Ooooh wow. Plain stupid. Dumb. And there was this robot in the end made to look like Arnie California. Bloody hell. Terminator was almost a total waste of money. Lady and the Tramp is so much better. Accidentally entered the ladies bathroom and spent a good minute in there before Mior's younger brother jerked me to reality haha.

We came up with a wacky idea for an ad later while inside 7-11 hahahhaa Ahh Mr.Khalaf, wish I could meet u more often. Since u obviously cant make it for Transformers, u better get ur ass down here for some other movie somdeday!!!! Oh and do get them DVDs for me too eh... cheaper than in Penang!!!!

Btw ppl, DVD's in KL are 10 bucks each. In Penang, its 2 for 5 bucks! 4 for 10 bucks!
Crazy shit!

I finally watched Cheaper by the Dozen 2!!!! I was just thinking about that movie and it was the very next one my gaze fell upon. I had a great time watching the 1st one with Joshua in Prangin Mall.
Ahh, movies. Black Sheep.... heard of that? Watched it with Mior. Good Lord. Now, thats one bloody waste of money. Zombie sheeps!!! Believe that!

Ah well, I gtg now. Thanks Mior for ur time and u know... everything haha : D

Nashim Googleheim Von Douchebag and Thoughtless Sinks and Urinals

Before I proceed any further, just who might you be, Glow? Glow who commented in the previous post.

Now, lots have happened in the past month plus or so. After bloody ages I spoke with Justin, which was awesome. We both agree that PFS is well...... sigh. And from him I got this.... Mr. Ramli bin Din, Pengetua, Penang Free School, akan try to teach Matematik Tambahan in Inglish.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK????

God bless them poor souls under his tutelage. What the fuck? Ramli teaching add math? In English??? Heres a guy who said guys should wear breasts when Frees go for competitions.... identiti kononnya..... so dari jauh boleh nampak...PFS.... Wear BREATS??? Kepala hotak engkau lah Ramli.... those things are called VESTS! not BREASTS!

What else happened? Had an awesome time with Mior. Shum's birthday.... Happy Birthday Shum :) Inter High School debate. And I made it to judge the finals :D :D :D Met Danial from IIU - an awesome debater, but an even better person I think. Anyway Justin, haha 16 but one of the most mature and comprehending persons I've come across. A dear friend too.

And now to sinks....

Bloody hell.... who designs sinks? Idiots? I bet Bushmen from Africa can think better! The part of the tap dispensing water is so close to the back end of the sink that you cant rub your hands and wash them properly! Stupid lar. U know, u try to wash ur hands and they keep knocking into the part of the sink towards the wall. STUPID! How to wash my hands then? Collect it little by little in my mouth then gush over my hands when i'm done washing them? It looks like that at least 99% of sink taps are made by Dungus Inc.

Now, urinals, another product by Dungus Inc. the stupdity of which is present in almost all urinals in Malaysia.

Problem: 1) TOO LOW - You don't want people pissing on TOP of ur urinals now do you???

A proper urinal is also meant to prevent the guy next to you staring at your dick.

Now, if this urinal is so bloody low, then don't you think it rather defeats its purpose?

Stupendously stupid.

2) Waaaay to close to each other. Case in point - KL Sentral. Bloody hell, the distance

between one urinal to the other is about half a shoulders width!!! Hey.... I don't

think anyone would really wanna be rubbing shoulders while pissing now do you?

3) The design itself - A thoughtful design would be one where the build of it would

be somewhat like a cylinder cut in half - for that 'wall' that also is there to prevent

the perv next to you from counting your pubes.

Bloody hell.

These things are all nonexistant in most urinals. The only proper urinals are in KLCC and I presume, KLIA. If you have urinals that don't fulfill its function, might as well just have those mutual pissing walls, right... u know.... those drain like things.....

And now, ladies and gentlemen, driving. All this while, I never regreted not having a drivers license. But now, I really really feel bad about it. Why? Coz my sis is coming with her family and coz there wont be enough space in the car, only my dad can go fetch them from the airport. Fuuccccccckkkk!!! Well, thats was the case till this afternoon when my dad called to say that there will be enough space :D :D :D Sis was supposed to arrive today, but coz of weather conditions, her flight got delayed, so she will only be here tomorrow. Which is why I can still spend time blogging now hahahahaha.

Nicholas Lim's birthday was yesterday. Happy Birthday Nick. Jovi's birthday was on the 30th. Happy Birthday Jovi. Naomi's birthday was on the 29th. Happy Birthday Naomi :D

Mom's birthday is on the 16th and Dad's is on the 26th. OMG! Expense!!!!!

OMG I absoloutely adore Yi Koon. If there was one person who should be turned into a God, it would be her. She can absolutely melt me. I think I feel that way coz I really don't expect it. So when it happens, well, its overwhelming. If there's one person who makes me feel bad about not studying hard at all, its definitely her. I've been having this feeling thats always been there, but of late its been getting really much stronger and stronger. Its that I really like my bunch of classmates. I mean I did from the beginning, but it was just like any other class, like in school. Of late, each and every individual are coming to mean something special to me. Every one of em is so nice in his or her own way, and bloody hell, this A-Levels bunch is one bloody awesome bunch man. Aiya.... gonna be 3 already... I gotta go catch my bus now. Bus in german is bus too.. but the 'u' sounds how 'ho' in 'who' sounds lol.

Well, tata now fellas :)

Dubist ein swine xD (forgive me if i got it spelt wrong)